Last-Minute Christmas Finds for Everyone on Your List

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If you’ve waited until just now to consider hitting the mall for Christmas shopping, let’s be honest: we kinda pity you (and we mean that with love, really).

If your daily commute hasn’t been enough of a reminder that holiday traffic season has arrived, just wait until you’re almost rear-ended for the 10th time while looking for a parking spot at a department store. Trust us, it’s a really good time to stay inside (or at least off the road) at all costs!

If you’re like us (and basically everyone under the age of 50), you’ve probably procrastinated your Christmas shopping until the literal last minute and then whoops, what the hell are you supposed to get in everything’s-sold-out December that doesn’t suck?

Well, you know what kind of Christmas gifts almost never suck (unless that’s what they’re literally supposed to do)? Sex toys. In all our years of giving and receiving pleasure products, we’ve not once seen a disappointed face after unwrapping a vibrator.

While a sex toy might not be ideal for your grandma, Indigo Honey made sure to stock up on loads of other goodies, like bath salts, jewelry, and perfume kits, so you don’t have to spend hours cruising the net for the whole family.

Check out our top picks for last-minute gifts for everyone on your list, including your slut-shaming great aunts and that one new girl friend that hasn’t talked about her masturbation habits yet (and if she doesn’t, you’re probably going to ghost her eventually anyway).


For That Friend Who Just Won’t Get Off Their Damn Smart Phone – the Gballs² Kegel Fitness Coach

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Did you really think you were going to convince your social media and app addict of a pal to put down their phone? Of course you didn’t! But thankfully for your smart phone-obsessed friend, there’s an app for just about any sex toy experience you can dream up.

The Gballs 2 Kegel Fitness Coach is a vibrating Kegel-ciser toy that connects to an app full of phone-centered exercise activities. While your phone-crazy gal pal is getting her kicks and clicks, she’ll be toning her pelvic floor muscles at the same time, which results in stronger orgasms and more penetrative pleasure during sex.

The Gballs 2 even tracks your success and rewards you with g-spot rumbling vibrations when you complete each course. She’ll be so caught up in chasing the next level of workout rewards that she’ll forget she’s actually doing something healthy for her body instead of just staring blankly at Instagram. Who says exercise has to be boring and tedious?

 

For the Adventurous Type Who’s Always Up for a Challenge – the b-Vibe Petite Rimming Plug

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They’ve back-packed around Thailand, hitch-hiked through Hawaii, and fearlessly couch-surfed across Australia. But has your globe-trotting, nomadic bestie tried anal yet?

The b-Vibe Petite Rimming Plug is the sort of pleasure challenge that adventurous types can’t resist. For those that haven’t indulged in booty play yet, the b-Vibe Petite is – hence the name – small enough to make any first-time anal encounter relaxing and comfortable.

But what sets the b-Vibe Petite apart from other tiny anal plugs are the rows of spinning beads that circulate around the neck of the toy. For the uninitiated, “rimming” is essentially oral sex for your bum hole, and b-Vibe’s star product aims to recreate that sublime feeling of having a partner’s tongue tickling your rear. Add in b-Vibe’s extra vibration options and your thrill-seeking best friend has just found their latest conquest.

 

For the Sex Toy Maven Who Knows She’s the Sh*t – LELO SONA Cruise Sonic Clitoral Stimulator

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We’ve all got that one friend who’s The Little Mermaid of sex toys. She’s got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, but it’s no big deal to this real-life Ariel because she always wants more. Oh yeah, and she doesn’t need some dude or chick to please her because she’s got a whole drawer full of battery-powered orgasms at her fingertips.

The LELO Sona Cruise took the cake this year in sex toy innovation. You’ve probably heard the buzz about oral sex simulators for clitorises. Every company has a different name for the air pressure-powered technique that creates repetitive suction around the clit – Sonic Wave, Pressure Wave, et cetera – which some babes claim can make them come in less than a minute. Whatever you want to call it, this is the kind of stimulation women have been raving about all year long.

The Sona Cruise is LELO’s take on this hot trend, adding a function called Cruise Control that ensures the toy doesn’t lose any suction power as you press it into your skin. Cycle through Sona Cruise’s 8 different wave settings to fit your power preferences.

 

For Your Queen Goddess Who Deserves Nothing But The Best– the ZALO Queen PulseWave G-Spot Vibrator & Suction Sleeve

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If you’ve got a queen in your life, you know she’ll settle for nothing less than a little slice of royalty under the tree. She’s fierce, independent, and incredible, and what better way to serve your majesty than with a luxury sex toy that does it all?

The ZALO Queen is a vibrator, g-spot toy, and oral sex simulator all in one. Adorned in gold accents with an Egyptian flair, the Queen vibrates with 8 levels of escalating speed and pulsation. The Queen’s flat-tipped, curved wand is perfect for broad clitoral stimulation and working those g-spot angles. It’s also just damn gorgeous to leave out on your nightstand.

What sets the Queen apart from the rest – just like your own royal babe – is her ability to knock out orgasms like they’re life goals. Slip the ZALO Queen‘s included silicone sleeve over the end of the wand, and presto! This vibrator turns into a PulseWave oral sex simulator that sensually sucks on her clit using waves of air pressure.

 

For That Acquaintance Friend Who Hasn’t Talked About Her Vibrator Collection (Yet!) – the Shunga Oriental Crystals Organic Dead Sea Bath Salt & Floating Candle

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We’ve all got that one sorta- friend who just hadn’t quite crossed the acquaintance line yet. She seems super chill, and you get along great, but you’re doing that annoyingly slow, drawn out process of making adult friends and waiting to see if she’s laid-back enough to join your crew. It’s probably not a good time to spring for a vibrator as a gift (unless you’re that kind of new friend, which we totally support and love).

The Shunga Oriental Bath Crystals, which include a floating tea light candle and seashell scooper, are just the right blend of sensual, decadent, and thoughtful. If she’s into spiritual me-time, like yoga, meditation, or hot stone massages, this organic, Dead Sea salt crystal kit will show her that you get her mindful side. If she’s the princess of self-pampering, she’ll feel totally spoiled by the idea of a skin-soothing scented bath surrounded by candlelight. And if she’s nowhere near any of the above, who in their right mind wouldn’t appreciate a good ol’ fashioned hot bath?

 

For Your Great Aunt Martha Who Thinks Vibrators Are For Sluts – the Vintage Snowflake Necklace

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Did you really think you were going to find a gift for everyone on your list at Indigo Honey? Oh no, you didn’t – but oh yes, we did!

Gifting a vibrator isn’t for everyone. Although your grandmothers and great aunts will unfortunately never know what they’re missing, it’s probably not wise or considerate to throw a sexy toy in their face (even if you swear they’ll thank you later). Besides, do you really want to start another dinner table conversation about “those darn liberal youngsters?”

This golden, vintage-style necklace is one of those timeless gifts that works for anyone who loves jewelry and a little bit of sparkle. Let’s face it, it’s hard to find winter or Christmas-themed jewelry that doesn’t look like a reject from the costume department of your 3rd grade holiday talent show. We love that this petite snowflake charm makes a subtle, classy statement.


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10 Artsy Sex Toys You’ll Want to Leave Out on Your Nightstand

 

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We know you probably came to Indigo Honey for the pleasure products, but we’re pretty sure you stayed for all the drop-dead gorgeous vibrator art.

If you go gaga over lush colors and finely sculpted shapes, then you’ve come to the right place, babe. Us gals at Indigo Honey are proud to stock our shelves with the best pleasure eye candy on the market.

Today’s beautifully designed sex toys are a far cry from the yawn-worthy, eye-roll-inducing vibes of yesterday. Let’s face it, if you popped into an adult boutique in the 80s or 90s, your choices were pretty limited. If the flesh-toned, oversized penises didn’t do it for you, well, let’s hope you really adored the giant, hard plastic sticks that were passed off as vibrators back in the day.

Luckily for us, modern pleasure products are a lot easier on the eyes (and the sexy parts.)

We’ve rounded up some our favorite vibrators that add spice to your sex life and artistic flair to your nightstand. We dare you to leave them out and see if your friends realize they’re more than just tabletop sculptures.


  1. Mimic by Clandestine Devices

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The Mimic is a lot of things: a gender-fluid sex toy, a curious shape you can safely pull out in public (check out their exhibitionist marketing campaign, #MimicTheMoment), and the first vibrator to steal its’ shape from a sea creature (and that’s the Manta Ray, if you’ve never been snorkeling.)

But first and foremost, this ergonomic, versatile piece of silicone is a vibrator that seamlessly transitions from self-pleasure sessions to couples’ play.

Let it encompass your pleasure parts during masturbation, and then watch as it brings you to orgasm during penetration without getting in the way of skin-on-skin action.

  1. O’Venus by Adrien Lastic

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If you think you’ve seen everything in the dual-stim, “Rabbit Habit” category, you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve laid your eyes (and your pleasure parts) on the O’Venus. The sad truth is that a lot of clitoral-and-vaginal combo vibes just don’t hit all the right spots at all the right times for most babes.

The O’Venus – developed by professional sex toy tester Venus O’Hara and Spanish toy company Adrien Lastic – circumvents the ol’ double-orgasm issue with its’ triangle shape. Rest the triple-fingered clitoral stimulator on your outside parts and then find your perfect internal angle with the flexible arm.

News flash: The O’Venus favors shallow penetration, but don’t think this will lessen your big O. The vaginal opening is where a lot of your most sensitive nerve endings are located.

  1. Reach-It! By Screaming O Charged

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Did Screaming O just turn an office supply into a sex toy? We’re pretty sure the answer is yes.

The Reach-It! rechargeable vibe looks more like a functional desk decoration than a bedroom toy, and that’s what makes it so awesome. That angled, silicone neck is perfect for squeezing in-between your legs when there’s – ahem! – other good stuff going on down there.

When you’re on the road, toss it in your laptop carry-on and the TSA agent will just think you’re super prepared for your business trip. For extra fun, give yourself a reach-around and tickle the outside of your back door using all that extra length.

  1. Sona Cruise by LELO

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Oral sex simulators for clitoris owners are all the rage, and there’s no model more gorgeous and tech-sleek than the Sona Cruise by luxury vibe legends LELO.

That little suction cup head engulfs your clit with vibrations and pressure-wave stimulation that feels almost like the real thing. If you accidentally leave it on the bathroom sink after toy cleaning time, your roommate or partner might think you’ve stumbled upon a revolutionary motorized pore cleanser.

Whether you go with the pink and gold combo or opt for the classic black and gold, the Sona Cruise serves looks while serving awesome orgasms.

  1. Diamond Wand by FemmeFun

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If you could wave a magic wand, what would you wish for? We’d definitely wish for a life filled with stellar climaxes.

The Diamond Wand makes sexual dreams come true. With 21 vibration patterns, you’ll never tire of finding new ways to get to Kingdom Come with this gorgeous textured vibe. Rub the blissful criss-cross texture against your clit or insert the bulbous tip and tease your g-zone.

The Diamond Wand pulls off more magic tricks than the new kid at Hogwarts.

  1. Heart Vibe by Rianne S

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Girly-girls, take heart – quite literally. Rianne S is famous for creating sex toys that could easily take shelf space at the Macy’s accessory counter. Her ultra-femme toys come boxed up in pink and purple ribbons with Parisian-inspired artwork.

The Heart Vibe is a dainty addition to your sex toy drawer. Accented in shiny gold, this palm-sized vibrator caresses your clitoris with its’ sensuous curves and soft silicone.

Unless you press the power button and cycle through the 10 vibration modes, you’d never know this delicate work of sex art isn’t just a cute little thing you picked up in the home décor section of Target.

  1. Tryst by Doc Johnson

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Is this pretty purple contraption a nipple clamp, a wearable couples’ toy, or a self-pleasure device for avant garde art collectors? The Tryst is all of the above and about a bazillion other things, depending on what you’re into.

This funky vibrator works on all body parts for all people. Slip it over a penis for a new take on mutual masturbation. Separate the arms and run them up and down the sides of your labia. Slide it over a dildo and grind against the vibrating portion when you’re all alone.

Just like an abstract painting, the Tryst is whatever you make it.

  1. The Aria Collection by Blush Novelties

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Those adorable shapes. Those colors that define the word eye-candy. And they’re all under $70.

Where do we sign up to get our hands on Blush Novelties’ kitch-inspired Aria Collection of bullet vibes? (Right here on Indigo Honey – you know, in case you needed a reminder.)

From the cutesy-woodsy vibes of the Sweet Leaf to the curvy turquoise of the Kirby, this collection of mini toys just might be the best undiscovered beauties on the sex toy circuit.

Leave ’em out on your dresser and your girls might think you’ve started to collect Japanese pop figurines.

  1. Luxe Collection Opus Pleasure Vibe by NS Novelties

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Is that a stolen piece of art from the MOMA in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If the Opus Pleasure Vibe from NS Novelties’ Luxe Collection were blown up to ten times its’ original size and planted in New York’s Central Park, you might mistake this flexible, dual-stim vibe for the work of a serious artist.

The Opus’ smooth, curved ends and open design aren’t, believe it or not, created just for your viewing pleasure. The dramatic curves reach right for your clitoris and g-spot, while the open center allows you to insert your finger into this unique vibe and flex that velvety-soft head against your internal hot spots.

  1. Icicles Groovy No. 8 by Pipedream Products

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Pipedream’s Icicles collection is a shoe-in for the sex art niche.

The Groovy No. 8 and its’ expertly-crafted family of glass dildos are hand-blown, making each piece unique – just like an original work of glass sculpture. We love the Groovy No. 8 because it’s essentially a prism for your pussy.

You might get around to using this ice-blue wand for orgasms – if you can take your eyes off it’s entrancing sparkle first.

Giving the Groovy a twirl is like peeking into the lense of a kaleidoscope. Dip it in a glass of cool or warm water for a taste of temperature play goodness.


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