The Best Bullet Vibes For Your Bucks

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There’s just something so adorably enticing about bullet vibes. They’re adorably tiny slices of orgasmic heaven that are fun to collect and take up zero space in your sex toy drawer. Maybe it’s because we grew up wanting the entire collection of all those microscopic Polly Pocket and Littlest Pet Shop toys as kids, but let’s face it: our obsession with tiny toys has clearly made the leap into adulthood.

From those cheap-o, impulse buy bullets at the sex toy counter to today’s ultra-modern, petite luxury vibrators, this sex toy niche has grown from a last-minute grab at the boutique cash register to a broad and sought-after category. We’ve even seen a few companies pop up that are completely dedicated to bullets (and P.S. that’s Screaming O and Nu Sensuelle, because we know you’re going to ask)!

Before you get lost under a pile of finger-sized vibrators, check out our list of these top-notch toys that’ll bring variety (and awesome orgasms, obviously) to your itty-bitty pleasure collection.


Blush Exposed Nocturnal Rechargeable Lipstick Vibe

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Remember those wonderfully cheesy lipstick-shaped vibes from the early 2000s? They might have fooled your high school boyfriend, but even your mom knew that wasn’t just a tube of lippy in your purse.

Blush Novelties dug into their sex toy time capsule and crafted a glamorous update that’s part old-school and part modern tech maven. The Exposed Nocturnal Rechargeable Lipstick Vibe dropped the make-up masquerade act, but kept the sleek lipstick shape. This super affordable bullet is class and sass in a tiny package with 10 strong vibe patterns that promise the strongest orgasms possible from a toy this size. Toss this lil’ cutie in your purse and have a solo quickie in the ladies’ room on your next night out.

 

VēDO LUV Plus

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We’ve got just the thing for the babe on a budget! The LUV Plus bullet by VEDO is under $50, and it does not skimp on frills. Where else can you get 10 vibration speeds, full waterproof capabilities, and velvety-soft silicone for next to nada?

But what really makes the LUV Plus extra special is it’s unique tip. Instead of the usual ol’ smooth-as-a-baby’s-butt rounded top, the LUV bullet hugs your clitoris with a raised oval that feels suspiciously like it was molded just for your anatomy. If you need an extra push to cross into climax territory, flip the LUV Plus over and press it’s tiny nub right where you need it.

 

Maia Toys SERA Lay-On Bullet

 

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Tired of letting your favorite bullets slip and slide through your lubed-up fingers? Maia Toys has a solution: the SERA Lay-On Bullet, a re-vamped version of our favorite clit stim toy that’s crafted to fit perfectly over your pubic bone without your assistance.

While the jury’s still out on whether you can actually just lay back, balance this pink bunny rabbit on your vulva, and let those rumbling ears go to town on your clitoris, it still makes for some awesome orgasms. For starters, there’s a lot more to grab on to. The SERA’s teardrop shape is easier to grasp with slippery digits.

SERA also comes equipped with 10 funky vibration modes and a unique triplet of stimulating, silicone fingers. The paired ears at the top gently flutter over your labia while the third – a soft bump protruding just beneath – directly rumbles your love button.

 

Charged by Screaming O Vooom RC Remote Control Bullet

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If your male partner isn’t as stoked on sex toys, hand him the Screaming O Charged Vooom RC Remote Control Bullet. With a name like Vooom RC, this bullet vibe sounds more like a mechanical upgrade for a race car, and it’s mini, ring-style remote will bring back his old memories of playing with a remote control toy racetrack.

This baby bullet has it all: a waterproof exterior, multiple colors to choose from, easy USB recharging, and a 50-foot radius so your partner can start foreplay before you’re even in the same room. Let your partner cycle through the Vooom’s 10 vibrating functions and see if they can make you climax from across the apartment!

 

Leaf+ Life+

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Ok, so we’ll admit we cheated a bit on this one. The Life+ vibrator by Leaf+ isn’t exactly a bullet, at least not in the traditional sense. It’s more like a souped-up version that fits perfectly in your palm and still reaches all those little spots you can only tease with a tinier vibe.

With 5 speeds and functions, the Leaf+ is a crowd pleaser, too. Use the soft, pointy tip for super-direct clitoral stimulation, or gently insert this silicone beauty, which is ergonomically shaped to caress all your internal curves. It also makes an excellent body massager for a do-it-yourself shoulder rub to knock out tight muscle knots. Leave it out on your nightstand and it blends in nicely with the rest of your bedside tech goodies.

 

Jopen Amour Remote Bullet

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Luxury sex toy brand Jopen is all about the finer things. If you love shiny accents, fancy packaging, and shades of baby pink, Jopen’s Amour Remote Bullet is the perfectly dainty addition to your charming sex toy collection.

Easily mistaken for a high-end cosmetic accessory, the Amour Remote Bullet romances your internal and external pleasure zones. Use the cutesy, heart-shaped remote to cycle through Amour’s 7 vibration patterns, all of which can be independently controlled to speed up or slow down with 5 speed options. When your inner bits are begging for attention, insert Amour and let the bullet’s curvy shape rock you into ecstasy. When you’re done, just pop it out using the stretchy silicone string!

 

Fantasy For Her Remote Kegel Excite Her

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We’re all about sex toys that can do double duty, especially when that means squeezing a workout into play time. Pipedream’s Fantasy for Her Remote Kegel Excite-Her takes you from sensual Kegel exercises to bullet-sized clitoral play.

Pop this purple teardrop vibe into your vagina and squeeze your PC muscles along with any of the toy’s 10 vibration patterns to keep that vajayjay strong. When you’re done poppin’ that pussy to the beat, grab the string and use your natural juices to lubricate your clitoris while the Excite-Her’s enticing vibration modes do the rest. Where else can you find workout gear that doubles as a solo or couples’ sex toy?

Aria by Blush Vitality Bullet With Tips & Wireless Remote

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Variety is the spice of life, especially when it comes to your sex toy drawer! The Aria Vitality Bullet brings the best of all worlds with 3 interchangeable silicone tips so you can switch up the sensations.

Use the Aria Vitality alone if you crave intense vibrations, which travel easily through the toy’s smooth plastic shell. Pop on one of the three silicone heads for an experiment in shape and texture. The Aria Vitality cycles through 5 speeds and 5 modes to bring you to the brink.

Try the orange, rounded tip to add a bit of buffer between your clit and those strong vibes, or take the purple, lipstick-shaped tip for a spin if you prefer direct stimulation. The green, dual-tipped vibe is a fun way to finish the night by teasing your clit with this pair of rumbling ticklers.

Nu Sensuelle Point 20 Function Silicone Rechargeable Bullet

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If we’d placed a Nu Sensuelle bullet at the top of this list, you probably wouldn’t have bothered to read the rest of the blog. In fact, we might have just stopped you right there ourselves (well, almost!).

Nu Sensuelle is sex toy royalty when it comes to super-strong bullets. Many a sex toy blogger has bemoaned the plethora of pitifully designed, weak, and downright boring bullets on the market – unless it’s one of the many the magical, clit-pleasing creations from Nu Sensuelle.

If it’s power you seek, the Point 20 Function Silicone Rechargeable Bullet is officially your new go-to sex prop. No, really – we aren’t kidding. The multiple speeds on this smooth silicone vibe are enough to blast you into climax hysterics. This power-packed toy will have you melting with pleasure so intense, you’ll hardly believe it’s possible (at least until the multiple orgasms start rolling in).

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